OH! I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN
Our hair is sooo greasy
It itches at night
But when the sea breeze blows through it
We feel alright
Our armpits and legs are hairy
We also smell pretty bad
Oh how liberating it is
To feel like a man!
We shower once weekly
It is a real chore
But like all women
We long for bubble baths galore
Our nails are chipped and broken
We’ve blisters and callous all over our hands
It will be a long time
Before they’ve got a ladies touch
We have 6 outfits between us
Which has lasted 6 weeks
We rely on the sun
To be our treat
Flushing toilets and durex, oops we mean andrex
Seem like such a lavish treat
“Bucket & chuck it”
Is just so not me!!
Elegant and radiant
Feminine we will be!
And we’ll enjoy it more
When we’ve finished rowing the sea!
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